ATTENTION TEAM MAFISI: Brenda Wairimu And Juliani A Couple No More

Juliani’s beautiful beau Brenda Wairimu iss a free agent! Free at last, free at last, good god Almighty, free at last! And now all the men I know are sharpening their knives and polishing the silverware. But a word of caution: Brenda is an intelligent and gorgeous lass, getting her will not be that easy.

I first caught whiffs of the story late last year but because it seemed like a rumour, I ignored it. then Saliva Vic caught whiffs of the story and ran with it. And like or hate the lad, he is usually on the money. Anyway, I begun doing my investigations.

First off was the question asked by Larry Madowo on his show The Trend on when the wedding will be -between Juliani and the lass, not Juliani and Larry you git!
Anyway, the lad was not just vague, he gave the sort of answer that goes something like:
Larry Madowo: Where do you live?
Juliani: On Earth.

And it got me wondering; why isn’t Juliani answering questions pertaining to his relationship with Brenda?
then there were the pictures of Brenda in Nigeria where she was too cosy with IK, the BBA host:

Wait, what?

When I last spoke to Juliani, he was still coy. He asked Ghafla not to get on the story because it was Christmas. His phone is now off. I had to run the story.

As for Brenda Wairimu, the lass was away on holiday. When I attempted to reach her manager, she refused to comment. God bless Dallah’s heart and my giblet.