“A man with dark skin, coarse hair and hot African blood rushing through his Savannah-toughened veins” Finally Njoki Chege Unveils The Man Who Makes Her Blood Boil (Photo)

Now that Njoki Chege hates almost everything about men, is she dating a man and if so who’s her ideal man? She recently unveiled her prince charming.

After stripping Subaru men of their dignity and self confidence, Njoki Chege recently turned her guns on men smoking shisha.

In her latest article, the Daily Nation columnist did not only maul shisha smoking men but also described her ideal man.

“I blamed the gods for allowing me to see men smoking shisha. I questioned God, wondering why he had let me see the most disgusting thing I will never unsee. The memory of a man smoking shisha, dear Lord, is forever imprinted in my world-class brain. Lord, why me?

Men who smoke shisha have no shame at all. I am confused, dear readers. Help me decide. What is more disgusting? An African man stuffing that filthy little pipe up his mouth with smoke billowing from his nostrils or a man who brazenly shares a pot of shisha with a bevy of unruly women like he does not know how a real man behaves?” Njoki wrote in part.

An African Man smoking shisha

Njoki goes on to reveal what she expects of the real African man, a man she would have no problem lending him 10 minutes of her precious time, a man of her dreams.

“Let me break it down to you, my dear shisha boys. A real man does not smoke shisha – the cancer aside. A true African tribesman, a man with dark skin, coarse hair and hot African blood rushing through his Savannah-toughened veins, should never be seen within a hundred metres of a shisha pot.”[sic]

Njoki then reminds shisha smoking boys they will NEVER get pretty God fearing girls like herself if they keep on smoking shisha.

“You will never attract a serious Jesus-loving girl (like this writer) if you keep that filthy pipe in your mouth. No self-respecting woman will marry a shisha boy because playing nurse in her forties to a husband battling lung cancer is not in her game plan.” Njoki hammered her message.

She summed up her rant by advising shisha smoking African men to quit the unhealthy habit and smoke cigar instead, if they can afford!

“Leave shisha to the Qatari and Emirati sheikhs with their ungodly fetishes. A man like you, if he must smoke, should keep off fruit flavoured types. A real man will smoke a cigar. And if he cannot afford it yet, like we all know you can’t, wait your turn when you can smoke something worth Instagramming about.”[sic]