President Uhuru Kenyatta’s Hot “Crush” To Jump From The Top Of KICC Today.

Isn’t love sometimes a craze so bad that it makes you wanna swallow the moon? 

 A few days ago, a crazy Kenyan lass confessed her love for the Kenyan president. The lass told of her undying love for the president vowing to prove to the world just how madly she was in love with the Kenyan leader. 

She went on to say that anyone opposing the president gave her such a bad bowel incontinence that she ended up passing wind in disgust.  The smitten girl (probably a man acting with  parody account) promised to jump from the Top of KICC today in a show of love and reverence for the president. 

Her post on social media that attracted more than a 1000 readers and and even more comments

However, it would be imperative to treat  the post as one of those “Attention-seeking” gimmicks by social media desperadoes who are in constant clamor for likes and attention.