CAMPUS MADNESS: This Is How The Rich Campus Girls From USIU Behave,What They Drink,What They Smoke,Who They Go To Bed With And Where They Party…

And now,The Mother Of All Campus Madness. We’re done with Nairobi University and K.U. And still,the series goes on…. I shall maintain,most of all Campus girls are cut from the same cord,they’re identical in their mannerisms and school of thought. But what really sets them apart is the lengths they will go to achieve a high. The levels they will stoop and the boundaries they will daredevilly cross in pursuit of a drug-fueled nirvana.

USIU is located just behind the famous Safari Park Hotel,on a serene,restful environment,surrounded by tall lush green trees,with a beautiful winding tarmac road,minimal market buzz and a smooth,tranquil breeze.

But behind the serenity,behind the quiet buzz and sleepy road lies a pack of feral human wolves from different wealthy backgrounds.

What makes USIU the hub of runaway depravity is the fact that 90% of the students are from super rich families,were largely brought up by busy, absentee parents,schooled in mixed international schools and are also from foreign,developed countries.

And thus,given the Campus’ eclectic nature,as a melting pot of cultures,then you can be assured of an eruption of all manner of moral decadence and an introduction of all things degenerate.

We’ve already seen how the Kenyatta and the Nairobi University girls prefer their tipple,and their men and their sex. Now… Let’s check out the good girls from the hub of affluence,USIU.

PARTY
You can’t teach this girl nuthin’. She’s been through it all. Matter of fact,she invented it all. The word party and USIU have always existed together for ages. It’s the Campus’ greatest testament of how far they’ve come,why they wear the crown and what makes them,truly,the Big Kahunas of the party world. Everyday is a party day for these girls. They sleep in a party bubble. And wake up in a an even bigger one. Once the party starts,there’s no end in sight. Tiao Tripper,one of the members who formed the earth-shattering pop group,Camp Mulla,was himself a USIU student. And it’s the same school that spawned the classic hit ‘Party Don’t Stop’.

TRUANCY
Like we said,teaching these girls something new will leave you egg faced. If you thought the girls in your campus were notorious for absconding classes,for weeks on end,you ain’t met a thorough-bred USIU babe. She won’t show up and won’t even need to apologize for it. They’re however not very famed for avoiding class. Surprisingly,despite their unhinged love for getting high and wasted,they do love classes. And will try as much as possible to show up for one. No matter how stoned.

SEX LIFE
And the Award for walking brothels go to….. You guessed it. Given how they were brought up,in free homes with unlimited access to the Internet and a culture of attending parties from when they were as young as 14,sex is really nothing new to these girls. Chances are,by the time they celebrated their 18th birthday,they’d had more than 18 rounds of sex already. On different days. Therefore,given the sort of sexual liberation they were brought up in,it’s not really a big deal for them anymore. Drunk or sober,sex plays a very HUGE part in these girls lives. And there’s not even a designated area for it. Or time. Or day. It’s like a cigarette urge. It goes down whenever wherever. Also,lesbians affairs here rule the world. Like their counterparts from Nairobi University,research showed us that same sex affairs are so rampant amongst these girls that they need to be featured on the cover of OUT magazine.

ALCOHOL /STIMULANT USE
From as early as 8.00am,these girls and boys are drunk. But let’s leave the boys out of this. The girls are something else altogether. They’re sleep,eat and drink alcohol. To them,this is the life. Most of them have their own cars anyway. Or their boyfriends have. You won’t miss a good dose of beer cans and empty mzinga bottles strewn allover their cars. The party in USIU starts on Thursday evening. And drags on to the wee hours of the cold,dreary Monday morning. And even before they enter class,you’ll find them around the neighborhood kiosks… Smoking themselves silly and dresses like tramps. If there’s a bunch of girls that can smoke a whole Tobacco plantation away,it’s the USIU girls. Their cigarettes,just like their beer,doesn’t come cheap by the way. These are the kids of the super rich. If you ain’t talking Jameson,you ain’t talking hunnie. Wait,did I mention weed? I didnt? Look at me!

SPONSORS
Unlike in virtually all other Campuses, the girls from USIU DO NOT necessarily need a goddam sponsor. Coz they’re their own sponsor themselves. These babes got mulla. There ain’t nuthin’ you can tell ’em. Or do for’ em. Half of them are daughters of diplomats. The other half are daughters of Nairobi’s power brokers. Or daughters of international gemstone traders. What you gon buy such a girl? A heart? Naaah. They don’t need no goddam sponsors. Not now . Not ever…. But wait… It’s NOT all the girls who are sponsor free… Don’t be fooled. Some are greedier than the pigs in your village market.

PARTY SPOT.
Around the school itself,there are little joints where these mamas pop in for a quick high. Tortillas is one of them… And another ka-joint dooooowwwn the road where they congregate to eat Indian food and smoke shisha and drink the afternoon away. You won’t, however,find them in Natives. Or Club Edge. Or whatever other club you and your gang of thirsty ass dudes club at. For them, it’s either affluent clubs or nothing at all. They’re pour into Westlands any given weekend. Or Hurlingham… Or Ngong Road. They go further too when the money is right. And the fuel is affordable. Sometimes they prefer to party in their own hostels all around Roysambu. After a pizza trip to TRM. Their party locations? Very diverse and very secretive. They’re not in USIU for no reason.

EXPENSE
Son,these women are expensive. I repeat,these women are damn expensive. Just give up already. You won’t keep up with her imported drinks or exotic cigarettes or lavish party spots. She’ll leave you high and dry. Broke and dead. Beaten and lame. Try her at your own risk. She don’t come for nothing less than your spare bank account. And do you have a car? No? Don’t even start,kid. Don’t even start.

RATCHETNESS

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