Kenyans Once Again Troll Nigerians!

Am still yet to understand this crazy obsession Kenyans have of hitting out at Nigerians, anyhow whatever floats their boat. If my memory serves me right, it all began when the national football team, Harambee Stars, was ill-treated while on a trip to the West African country. KOT descended on the Nigerians with all their ‘might’.

The same was repeated when the Nigerians were in Nairobi for the away match against Stars. While Kenyans lost the match on the pitch, they ‘won’ it on Twitter. So, last evening Kenyans started a trending topic on Twitter, #‎StupidNigerianProverbs, which made a ridicule ofNigerian axioms.

But all bull aside, I’ve had a serious laugh here, take a look at this crazy TT started by The Trend Setter;

@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs When you see a woman running holding her head instead of holding her breasts, know something is wrong somewhere

 ‏@nzots: #StupidNigerianProverbs the man who marries a beautiful woman and a man who plants corn by the roadside have the same problem

@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs No matter how far you urinate, the last drop always falls at your feet

 ‏@nzots: #StupidNigerianProverbs no matter how hot your anger is,it cannot cook yam

@Brian_Mudanya: #StupidNigerianProverbs a man’s wealth is determined by the size of his rectum

@nzots: #StupidNigerianProverbs it requires alot of care to kill a fly that perches on your scrotum.

@Ms_Matei: #StupidNigerianProverbs a man insulted by his children is a man insulted by his genitalia”

@PeeNdungu #StupidNigerianProverbs A man on a bicycle is worth two on the pavement.

@nzots: #StupidNigerianProverbs a child can play with his mother’s breasts but not his father’s testicles

@Brian_Mudanya: #StupidNigerianProverbs never judge a Nigerian by the size of their brain, their rectums are larger

@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs Only a naughty boy will play with his fathers private parts

@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs Do not scratch your buttocks infront of fellow men

@Brian_Mudanya: #StupidNigerianProverbs the size of your wife determines the amount of food in your store

@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs How far you urinate determines how far you think

@Demutumad: #StupidNigerianProverbs show me your palms and i’l show you the vaseline you use

@Onchosky: A fish and bird may fall in love but the two cannot go to bed together #StupidNigerianProverbs

@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs A monkey that eats grass instead of bananas is a goat

@NyagaDavid: #StupidNigerianProverbs “If the throat can swallow a knife, the anus must find a way of expelling it

@Onchosky: #StupidNigerianProverbs “The anus doesn’t teach the mouth the sweetness of food

@Onchosky: “However much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain behind’ ~~~~~ #StupidNigerianProverbs

@xtiandela: #StupidNigerianProverbs The three words that will bring down any man in the world “IS”..”IT” AND “IN” together in a sentence

@roma_sic6: #StupidNigerianProverbs only a stupid man points at his father’s house with the left hand

@BrianMatheka: he who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up with smelling fingers #StupidNigerianProverbs

@allansez: #StupidNigerianProverbs two breast in hand is worth thousand in other girls

@wanjiru_mashua: #StupidNigerianProverbs a wife in bed is worth ten down the street

@alfonsosucre: #StupidNigerianProverbs.. When a ripe fruit sees an honest man, it drops

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