29th october 2013: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

I woke up today and remembered one of the lines from one of my all time favourite cartoons on cartoon Network; the real Cartoon network and not the rubbish of today. The cartoon was Dexter’s Lab and the line was, “ah! What a fine day for science!” But in my case the line will be altered to suit the cause: “Ah! What a fine day for articles!”

And indeed it is today that I was bested, nay, beaten hands down by Sue Watiri’s articles as the number one slot was taken by her with a whopping 9,000+ hits:

#1. Bootylicious Risper Faith Goes Topless! (PHOTO)

#2. Jimwat’s Mother Appealing For Help After A Horrific Car Accident Leaves Him Needing Reconstructive Surgery

#3. Check Out How Hard it Went Down At The Naija Night! (Photos)

#4. Meet Lovy And Ida Longomba’s Super-Adorable Son (Photos)

#5. Emmy Kosgei Dazzles In A Sexy Red Dress In One Of The World’s Fashion Capitals

#6. Big Pin Involved In A Ghastly Road Accident (Photo)

#7. Socialite Maura Malanga’s Uncle Advices People On How To Masturbate To Her Pictures (EVIDENCE)

#8. KTN’s Beautiful Sophia Wanuna Clowning Around At The KTN Studio (PHOTOS)

 #9. Dancer Does Her Thing Leaving Her Butt Exposed! (Photos)

#10.Tusker Project Fame 6 Update:Beautiful Kenyan Contestant Booted Out