Churchill Posts Hilarious Bible Inspired Status Updates. Who Knew The Bible Could Be This Funny?
Churchill is one of the funniest men in the land so it should come as no surprise that he has such a huge fanbase, even being asked to crack a few jokes in South Africa while minting some serious millions as he laughed all the way to the bank -as the rest of Kenya’s comedians only giggled.
But I came across yet more funny jokes from the man Kenyans have come to associate with LOLs and I just had to share:
Daniel “Churchill” Ndambuki aka Mwalimu King’ang’i
Status updates we would see on Facebook and twitter if we were in the times of the Bible tukiwa na kina Moses, Noah, Adam, Abraham na Jesus (If Facebook existed):
1.Guys it’s scary, Lot’s wife just turned into a pillar of salt! Woi #shaking
2. One of Jesus’ disciples post: What a long day..Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny aki..(LLP) Laughing Like Pharaoh…….. #SMH
3. Just chilling in first class at Noah’s ark, the view here is fantastic.. But these Lions keep staring at me viweird. #Noah‘s voyage
4.O M G!!!! The red sea just parted before my eyes. You guys should see this!! Instagram pap! #shocked4Days
5.Chilling with Moses at Mt.Sinai guys. There’s some miracles going on here.. ku #ReceiveManna from heaven NAYO!!!
6.Eve and her hubby got banished, ati they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #SMH
7.Jacob’s status: Things we do for love, can’t believed I worked for her father for 14 years just to get her. Love you Rachel. #FeelingInLove…
8.Some people are so cruel….Sasa kama Cain…how do you kill your own brother? #RIPAbel… #NKT
11.Pimping my camel… Jerusalem here I come…. #Roadtrip
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