Spell that please? Big Brother Hotshots’ ridiculous names inside. (DO NOT LAUGH)

Kenyans… We be clowning ourselves all the time for ridiculous names. “Gas Cooker Owang'” “Cosmasina Needpeace Atieno” “Goodwell Barack Obama” “Goal Post Atieno” “Larry King Live Oyugi”. Wait till you get a look at the Hotshots’ names.

It always takes some time to familiarise yourself with the housemates in the first week. So it’s great that they have their names prominently displayed on their mic bands/belts (whatever you call those thingymajigs). I also like to use the menu option, where Housemates and all their information is displayed 24/7.

But when I went to the page, I couldn’t recognise ANYONE. It seems the Kenyans are some of the only people NOT using aliases.

Here is a list of the names of the Big Brother Hotshots. No lie. (Their alias is in brackets for identification purposes) SUCCESS.

BOTSWANA

Goitseone Kagwane (Goitse)

Tshegofatso Molelekwa (Sheila)

GHANA

Beatrice Buabeng’ Oppong (M’am Bea)

Desmond Amidoo-Amoah (Kacey Moore)

ZAMBIA

Msiska Masuzgo (Mr 265)

Sipherile Chitambo (Sipe)

MOZAMBIQUE

Zulmira Miguel Andre Ngobo (Mira)

Euler Elias (Trezagah)

NAMIBIA

Tshita Manana Luis (Luis)

Elioth Owosebo Afegbai (Permithias) Ok, this guy right here, his alias… SAY WHAAAAT?

NIGERIA

Akintayo John Faniran (Tayo)

Aimiehi Onyinyen Afegbai (Lillian)

TANZANIA

Irene Neema Mwasiga (Laveda)

Idris Sultan (Idris)

RWANDA

Frank Rukundo (Frankie)

Arthur Nkusi (Arthur)

SOUTH AFRICA

Nhlanhla Nhlapo (Nhlanhla)

Samantha Jansen (Samantha)

ZAMBIA

Mulaza Kaira (Macky 2)

Theresa Liteta (Resa)

ZIMBABWE

Tariro Mharapara (Butterphly)

Jerome Arab (JJ)

UGANDA

Esther Nammudu (Esther)

Stella Nantumbe (Ella)

LOL! African names…. Levels. Kudos to those going by their real names. But thank god for aliases, cuz pronunciation problems are REAL.

Oh, and how’s this for pretty clear names. The Kenyan Housemates?

Melvin Alusa (Alusa)

Sabina Stadler (Sabina)