CABU GAH DIARIES: How Many People Have You Blocked On Social Media?? Well,Makau Mutua Has Blocked More Than You! By Far. Whaaaaaaat!? Check This Out.

Social Media is one of the few public avenues where You can encounter the MOST hate,trolling, insults,disrespect and ridicule. And Makau Mutua knows that all too well.

The fellows that invented social media,Yes,those billionaires ensconced in Silicon Valley knew that,through their very ingenious invention, millions would ultimately encounter incredible volumes of hate and ridicule and bullying.

Armed with that knowledge, these chaps decided that they would add some little feature on their inventions called the ‘BLOCK BUTTON’

The purpose of a block button,in essence,is to permanently shut out a bully,a hater or a disrespectful follower/friend or just some bile-spewing stranger.

By blocking these toxic rascals,You save Yourself much agony. And much emotional turmoil by avoiding their incessant insults,taunts and trolls.

You save yourself a whole load of negativity. And You are able to execute Your social media duties more freely and easily after shutting these hate-filled bastards out.

The GOOD SIDE is…Well,there is the UNBLOCK Button. That is; after You’ve outgrown these low-lifes and are no longer intimidated by their initial insults and their jaundiced comments,You can finally UNBLOCK them. And re-admit them to Your club…

But still put them on probation. Just in case.

Now…Now…we’ve all blocked people on social media right? Right! A lot of people right? Right!

Well,not more people than the esteemed US-based Professor Makau Mutua,the Jubilee Government perpetual antagonist.

Makau W. Mutua (born 1958) is a Kenyan-American professor of law. He is the Dean of the University at Buffalo Law School ,where he is also a SUNY Distinguished Professor and the Floyd H. & Hilda L. Hurst Faculty Scholar.

He is also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations.

Aaaand,He loathes Uhuru Kenyatta. With a passion. And,as a result,almost every single supporter,friend or follower of Kenyatta is,ultimately,Makau Mutua’s sworn enemy too.

And to prove to you just how intolerant he is of these Jubilee types,well,Here is THE OFFICIAL LIST of ALL the People Makau Mutua has blocked on Facebook.

Swear to God that list is huge! Like,waaaayyyyyyyyy huuuuuge!

Whaaaàaaaaaah! Ok….simply mind-boggling.

What’s more?? Browse down the list meticulously… And You will notice one thing; the list also exhibits Mutahi Ngunyi’s infamous ‘tyranny of numbers’ analogy. Yes…98% of the list belongs to those 2 communities. Including Dennis Itumbi. Hehe.

And Mutua even alludes to that himself in the preamble to the revelation.

Enjoy. And thank God YOU ARE NOT BLOCKED.

This is the LIST of people I have blocked on my Facebook account for being abusive, tribal, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, barbaric, crude, senseless, and insufferable. See if they have anything in common.

Edwin Baba Nani Okong’o Unblock

James Milles Unblock

Nick Daniels Unblock

Antony N. Waweru Unblock

Kiprotich Phil Unblock

Mike Kamunya Unblock

Dan Mwangi Unblock

Musa Abdullahi Unblock

Abdul Yakub Unblock

Gideon X Chirchir Unblock

Marto Smart Unblock

Samuel Kamau Unblock

Kushotoo Gurey Unblock

Josh Kariuki Unblock

James Kuria Unblock

Mwaniki G BM Unblock

Edwin Kibet Unblock

Ndichu Wa Wangûi Unblock

Alan Arap Too Unblock

Mwangi Kanothe Unblock

Ken Gichohi Unblock

Henry Nyutu Unblock

Stiv Gitonga Unblock

Senta J Haron Unblock

Koskey Kip Unblock

Anthony Munanga Unblock

Joel Kipchumba Unblock

Josh Chokz Unblock

Festus Kim Unblock

Bonnie Kimani Unblock

Wallace Kantai Unblock

Jimmy Ngure Unblock

Leo Shabaan Unblock

Jackie Mwangi Unblock

John Ng’ayu Unblock

Jackie Maina Lawrence Unblock

Wahome Wilson Unblock

Werugia Nderitu Unblock

Mutuma Kibang’a Unblock

Joe Wainaina Unblock

◾Silas Kiptoo Unblock

◾Joe K Black Unblock

◾John Njeru Munene Unblock

◾Wilson Gichinga Unblock

◾Bigdan Mukundi Unblock

◾Nj Bjorn Unblock

◾Mathew Keitany Unblock

◾Ithe Wa Wambui Unblock

◾Anthony Gatonga Wa Mugo Unblock

◾Mullah James Unblock

◾Maina Wa Njoki Unblock

◾Allan Plentycash Mwangize Unblock

◾Mwaria Njarie Unblock

◾Mohamed Cgat Unblock

◾Kamau Mbugwa Unblock

◾Kagechu Sam Unblock

◾Mũtũnga Nzoka Unblock

◾D.n. Kinuthia Unblock

◾Moses Kamau Unblock

◾Kiplagat Kipkoech T Unblock

◾Arsene Wenger Out Unblock

◾Charles Kanyi Unblock

◾Steve Kamunyu Unblock

◾Anne Musomba Unblock

◾Peter Maina Unblock

◾Kiptum Kip Unblock

◾Ken Wa Shiru Unblock

◾MK Gamaliel Unblock

◾Nderitu Kiarie Unblock

◾Denis Bosire Unblock

◾Capt’n Collins Wanderi Unblock

◾Josephat Karoki Unblock

◾Kariuki Anthony Kiragu Unblock

◾Marsh Sam Unblock

◾Njoroge Kangiri Unblock

◾Muya Kihumba Unblock

◾Suguroi Ndonga Unblock

◾Gathungu Wa Gathoni Unblock

◾Phares Muthomi George Unblock

◾Njoroge Wa Wahome Unblock

◾Patrick Kirimi Unblock

◾John Wainaina Unblock

◾Mohamed Wehliye Unblock

◾John Kinyati Unblock

◾Bob Erick Mariita Unblock

◾Anderson Murangiri Unblock

◾O’Stiffin Ndungu Neevets Unblock

◾Albo Albert Maina Unblock

◾Sheila Shee Mwalili Unblock

◾Mukiri Wa Githendu Unblock

◾Andrew Mulwa Mukiti Unblock

◾Gakubu ‘Isaac’ Moses Unblock

◾Japheth Ngonde Unblock

◾Susan Weinhardt Unblock

◾Muli Ben Unblock

◾Jones Corleone Nyangweso Unblock

◾Ukambani Si Kenya Unblock

◾Rono Mike Unblock

◾Nyamawego As-is Where-is Unblock

◾Francis Njenga Unblock

◾David Nderitu Wanjiru Unblock

◾Mwangi Khimani Unblock

◾Jack Mwaniki Unblock

◾Pita Shujaa Unblock

◾Kelvin Shaqs Jnr Unblock

◾Sam Serem Unblock

◾Rashid Malit Unblock

◾Dimitar Philip Unblock

◾Muuriu Wa Awa Unblock

◾Joe Karúga Unblock

◾Kogi Wa Kariuki Unblock

◾Apollo Macharia Unblock

◾Stephen Ndegwa Mugweru Unblock

◾Paul N Kuria Unblock

◾James Wairagu Ndungu Unblock

◾Joel M Mathia Unblock

◾Kimani Streetmonk’d Nyoike Unblock

◾Douglas Omogaka Unblock

◾Neema Afri Ca Unblock

◾Racy Edwards Unblock

◾Wainaina Njuguna Kingara Unblock

◾StanhLee Wa Wanjiku Unblock

◾Phami Maina Unblock

◾Githaiga Wa Mbuthia Unblock

◾George Karanja Njenga Unblock

◾Malik Ogonji Odak Unblock

◾Thomas Tum Unblock

◾Mwangi Wa Ngamate Unblock

◾Samuel Njoroge Unblock

◾Patrick Wangige Unblock

◾Lawrence Kanyi Ndegwa Unblock

◾Francis Habu Kamau Unblock

◾Philip Komen Unblock

◾Faith Barng’etuny Unblock

◾Hiram Mbugua Unblock

◾Ben Soh Unblock

◾Steve Kariuki Unblock

◾Larry Lagat Loitah Jr. Unblock

◾Tony Wamae Unblock

◾Bernard Mubea Unblock

◾Mcmillan Edmound Jengo Unblock

◾Kimu Wetu Unblock

◾Joel Waggz Wandimi Unblock

◾Leopald Chui Ngare Unblock

◾Antonov Gammaray Manlike Unblock

◾Mahbuob Nure Unblock

◾Dennis Itumbi Unblock

◾Irungu Maina Unblock

◾Catherine Riungu Unblock

◾Josphat Wariara Nice Unblock

◾Caleb Mwamisi Unblock

◾Jeffrey Malkan Unblock

◾Kinyanjui Theuri Unblock

◾Robert Njenga Unblock

◾Xhoung Xhi Unblock

◾John Murimi Unblock

◾Micheni Mugoh Unblock

◾Henry Ng’ethe Unblock

◾Samuel Njuguna Kahoro Unblock

◾Felix Nyoro Unblock

◾James Njiri Unblock

◾Johnson Kiarie Njenga Unblock

◾Mercy Joh Lee Unblock

◾Fahad Mu’az Alal Unblock

◾Joe Mutonga Unblock

◾Kinuthia Nyanjui Unblock

◾Geoffrey Wainaina Unblock

◾Benard Kipkemoi Arap Rotich Unblock

◾Francis Macaria Wanjobi Unblock

◾Paul Mugo Unblock

◾Karugu Mbugua Unblock

◾Nyolei A. Mike Unblock

◾Faith Nashika Ringo Unblock

◾Peter Ochoti Unblock

◾Dan Konyeh Unblock

◾Adera Janani Jakaliya Luwum Unblock

◾Felix Ng’etich Unblock

◾Jeremy C Thuku Unblock

◾Ignatius M. Dipondo Unblock

◾Bobby NamojirrNang’elech Makale Unblock

◾Amos Korir Unblock

◾Phillip Odhiambo Malanga Unblock

◾Yussuf Abdi Barre Unblock

◾Mheshimiwa Wairumbi Unblock

◾Eunice Nthenya Waema Unblock

◾Chesengeny Justice Unblock

◾Newton Wango Unblock

◾George Kenyatta Muumbo Unblock

◾Paul N Warui Unblock

◾Inconsistent Witness Unblock

◾Martin Njau Unblock

◾Seth Wetoyi Adams Unblock

◾Andrew K. Bett Unblock

◾Kam Thit Unblock

◾Muraguli Mwangi Unblock

◾Moses G Kebaso Unblock

◾Charles Mwangi Unblock

◾Mathenge Nderitu Unblock

◾Wachira Miringa Unblock

◾Ralph Waweru Wa Macharia Unblock

◾Lucy N. Gitau Unblock

◾Samson Nyaoke Unblock

◾Mwaura Karagu Unblock

◾Cday Smart Ndegwa Unblock

◾Ken Kirenge Muchiri Unblock

◾Saban Limo Unblock

◾Wambûi Ndungu Unblock

◾Bernard Chirchir Sambu Unblock

◾Felo Momanyi Unblock

◾Jeff Kaponda Kaponda Unblock

◾Mburu Wa Gitau Unblock

◾RudeBoy Mwanam’ma Wesh Unblock

◾Mercy W Ngure Unblock

◾Kinuthia John Unblock

◾Sam Kurgat Unblock

◾Bonnie Gacagua Unblock

◾Elvis Presly Kariuki Unblock

◾Gichane James Unblock

◾Solmon Mmburunga Unblock

◾Harry Tymes Unblock

◾Kathy Wangari Unblock

◾Prince Onchari Unblock

◾Gituku Baggio Unblock

◾Steve Bitok Unblock

◾Rickashton Richard Unblock

◾Charles Njau Unblock

◾Musyoka Mwendwa Unblock

◾Kenny W Gichuki Unblock

◾Karung’o Njihia Unblock

◾John Karumba Wahome Unblock

◾Samuel Kimata Unblock

◾Joss Mt Wa Bull Unblock

◾Antonion Njuguna Unblock

◾Menace Da Hawker Unblock

◾Nding’a Muindi Unblock

◾Benjamin Mwangi Unblock

◾Karenju Ole Kabutu Unblock

◾Michael Gìthure Njenga Unblock

◾Dan Koyolla Unblock

◾Nyaga Magnifico Unblock

◾Vincent Keter Unblock

◾Gitahi Mathu Unblock

◾Mac’Olonde David Unblock

◾Munene Tito Unblock

◾Saruni Nkurrunah Unblock

◾Hassan Siyat Unblock

◾Hassan Dida Unblock

◾Benson Muchemi Unblock

◾Kebenei Uhuru John Unblock

◾Jongumu Munga Unblock

◾Apollo Kazibwe Unblock

◾Kenyan Frank Unblock

◾Shunza Gitali Unblock

◾Edu Ngugi Unblock

◾Wanjira Mwangi Unblock

◾Kelvin Bigfish Muraya Unblock

◾Martin James Nyaga Unblock

◾Ngila Pius Unblock

◾Ben Gachagua Unblock

◾M’tuamwari M’ikiyu Unblock

◾David Mbugua Unblock

◾Brad Pit Wanjau Unblock

◾Fridah Kaaria Unblock

◾Kinyua Kariuki Unblock

◾Sambah Mohamud Unblock

◾Abdisheikh Ali Unblock

◾Edward Maingi Unblock

◾Patrick N Kimani Unblock

◾James Macharia Unblock

◾Eric Mwangi Unblock

◾Misa Toons Unblock

◾Mark Bates Unblock

◾Omotangi Obaba Unblock

◾Tony Kamau Unblock

◾Aden Abdi Unblock

◾Peter Macharia Unblock

◾Bernard Kimunya Unblock

◾Brenda Gee Unblock

◾Mukui Muriu Mukui Unblock

◾Edwin Livugu Unblock

◾Ledama Mburu Vincent Unblock

◾Baiya Kiarie Unblock

◾Mwale Wa Eduati Unblock

◾Kombo James Juma Unblock

◾Steve Ochuodho Unblock

◾Hazel Wanjiku Unblock

◾Richard Joshua Korir Unblock

◾Patrick Ndege Unblock

◾Sally Wa Mburu Unblock

◾Abdirahaman Kadet Unblock

◾Innocent Nzibo Unblock

◾Kigali Wa Mutongu Unblock

◾Ngethe Kahenya Unblock

◾Gen Muchiri Arsenal Unblock

◾Robert Thuiya Unblock

◾Cathy B Nyamu Unblock

◾Stanley Maina Unblock

◾Rowena Lafferty Unblock

◾Robert K Muinde Unblock

◾Nguthi Joseph Kagechu Unblock

◾Tony Mukere Unblock

◾Amos Kinyua Unblock

◾Jane Karanja Kyalo Unblock

◾Frank Kuria Unblock

◾Kiama Philip Unblock

◾Ngina Wachira Unblock

◾Mungai Charles Gathii Unblock

◾Kingori Kevin Unblock

◾Jeniffer Kamau Unblock

◾John Njenga Unblock

◾Ken Karira Unblock

◾Elose Karima Unblock

◾William Kaboro Unblock

◾Joseph Munga Unblock

◾Jay Bonns Unblock

◾Hon Steve Kamau Unblock

◾Charlene Kasumi Unblock

◾Salma Kamila Eljahmi Unblock

◾Simon Wangu Unblock

◾Kamau Gathungu Unblock

◾Barng’etuny Kiplagat Muigey Unblock

◾David N. Kiragu Unblock

◾Joseph Gatura Unblock

◾Klaus Cole Henderson Unblock

◾Fausto Mburia Unblock

◾Ahmed Hassan Unblock

◾Ndungu Muritu Unblock

◾Patrick Tony Kiruka Karanja Unblock

◾Demka Kamulo Msongaleli Unblock

◾Muthaura Anampiu Unblock

◾Bernard Gitau Unblock

◾Charlz Cool Nyagah Unblock

◾Simon Githuku Karau Unblock

◾Ndiritu Kenya Unblock

◾Kinuthia Kinuthia Njoroge Unblock

◾Simon Gichia Unblock

◾James Murithi Mugambi Unblock

◾Alex Chau Kamau Unblock

◾Moses Mundia Unblock

◾Wakiash Mbish Unblock

◾Muleta Alex Unblock

◾Robert Sobayeni Unblock

◾Geoffrey Omondi Unblock

◾Mohkz Sheiy Elijah Unblock

◾Ismail Ahmed Unblock

◾Majau Kithinji Unblock

◾Tom Hans Unblock

◾Wakanai Waka Waka Unblock

◾Mainah Muchiri Unblock

◾Theman Isanda Unblock

◾Hastings Gichuhi Unblock

◾Mithamo Muchiri Unblock

◾Gikaru John Unblock

◾Kariuki Adam Wa Wambui Unblock

◾Ndungu Wa Mugi Unblock

◾Wanjiru Tyrus Unblock

◾Earnest Kariuki Unblock

◾Karanja Waweru Unblock

◾Lydia Wilson Lydia Unblock

◾Vincento Otiato Mak Oballah Unblock

◾Dennis Njiru Unblock

◾Ndirangu Kihagi Unblock

◾Gitau Wilfred Unblock

◾David Shimenga Unblock

◾Kijana Mkenya Unblock

◾Pio Salvio Demativo Unblock

◾Gathuki Ngahu Unblock

◾Abdulkadir Kanchor Unblock

◾Honourable Patrick Kemboi Unblock

◾Naomi Parker Unblock

◾Gachaki Ka Nyina Kinyui Unblock

◾Stanley Micheni Unblock

◾Rop Sidindi Unblock

◾Provi Kamencu Unblock

◾Zack Kinuthia Unblock

◾Peter Kiondo Unblock

Mukamba Kivindyo Unblock

Johnie West Unblock

Kamau Paul Unblock

◾Simon Kingori Unblock

◾مريم بادي Unblock

◾Kirui Kevin Unblock

◾Newton Farmer Unblock

◾Kibe Jimnah Unblock

◾Kendy To Africa Euro Unblock

◾Mtu Nguyaz Unblock

◾Amwoga Khalwale Unblock

◾Jeremiah Mathiu Unblock

◾DY Lance Unblock

◾Rose Kik Unblock

◾Ngugi Mungai Unblock

◾Mutua Ngondi Unblock

◾Josse Rop Unblock

◾Alex Mugo Unblock

◾Johnson Kinyua Unblock

◾Naftaly Kirugi Unblock

◾John Kiarie Unblock

◾Kevin Ocharo Unblock

◾Pius K Kemboi Unblock

◾Eddah Wangechi Unblock

◾Carollus Karûri Unblock

◾Steve Chege Jr. Unblock

◾Mean Kaiser Unblock

◾Noah Kimani Unblock

◾July Kyrya Munya Unblock

◾Kamalz Rutenziba Unblock

◾Bosire Bogonko Unblock

◾Jim Francis Unblock

◾Boom Shakalala Unblock

◾Sshiko Tara Unblock

◾Ncooro Kithinji Unblock

◾Abdul Kaymyter Unblock

◾Jedidah Danson Unblock

◾Pilipili Chungu Unblock

◾Cherotich Carren Kiki Unblock

◾Edwin K Rono Unblock

Phew!

There You have it. And thank you very much for having the patience to read such an irrationally long list!

Did You find your name there? Well,I didn’t. Time to piss off Makau Mutua now! I want to be in that list! Bad.