Hilarious: Here is Your Chance To Bed “Madam President”

What if I wanted a little attention at my front yard and I didn’t have in my possession, the state-of-the-art audio equipment worthy of your attention? I would probably burn my mattress and have you tripping to help put out a fire right? Good. Enter attention seeker, the ratchet president, Kingwa Kamencu who is offering Kenyans a chance to bed her.. 

 Now, I can’t be nasty in this episode lest she throws me to jail when she is president, though that too, seems far fetched but let us give her the benefit of the doubt. She wrote today: 

All Kenyan citizens are given the opportunity of a lifetime this month to bed Madam President. The event will take place on the 30th of August at a designated city hotel. To this end, interested parties are requested to submit an application form detailing why they believe they are the best suited to be granted this chance. Local hotels are also invited to submit quotations detailing the size of the rooms, width, length and hardiness of their beds and possible discounts that could be given to this end. Together, we can promote local tourism.

Kingwa Kamencu has been a presidential hopeful in past erections  but has not quite clinched the win.  In the meantime, if you are willing and able, please go ahead and make her day. 

If she wasn’t writing in metaphors, then this is what you will be getting ..