10 Conditions Mutahi Ngunyi MUST Meet For Luos To Accept His Apology

Controversial political analyst, Mutahi Ngunyi, stepped on the toes of Kenya’s MOST proud ethnic group and they hit back hard.

An apology was a bitter pill to swallow for one Mr. Ngunyi. Anyhow he ultimately expressed unreserved remorse in the long run.

See also: Reactions After Mutahi Ngunyi’s Apology To The Luo Community

Well, Luopeans weren’t going to accept his apology just like that, hell no way! They have come up with conditions that even baffled Mike Sonko himself.

The Nairobi Senator expressed his regret to the controversial political analyst since he couldn’t rescue him from the wrath of Luopeans.

“I have received this but it’s beyond Sonko Rescue team services.” Wrote Sonko while referring to conditions folks from Lake Region wanted Mutahi to meet.

See the conditions below:

1. A letter of registration as life member of ODM.

2. A cheque of any such monies as the Luo Council of Elders shall determine, proceeds whereof shall go the funeral arrangements of Ker Riaga Ogallo.

3. Three packets of Sugar; one from Mumias, one from Chemelil and the other from South Nyanza Sugar Company, Sony.

4. 40 sacks of omena, to be distributed to the poverty stricken of Murang’a, like my friend Macharia Njoroge…

5. 7 jerseys of Gor Mahia; with one conspicuously written: Mutahi Ng’*nyi.

6. A portrait of (Raila) Baba, (Raila) – B and (Raila) C!

7. A new theory, to be sold in such a manner that will fully distance itself from tyranny of numbers.

8. An indication that poverty, being ubiquitous, is not a signature of any ethnic community here.

9. An indication that lessons learnt shall never be un-learnt.

10. An indication that gin gin gin to wan wan wan and nothing can change that, hence, peace kende!”

 

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