Ladies,Here Are 9 Very Important Things To Do Before And After You Walk Into A Gynecologist’s Clinic. READ AND BE WARNED. #DoctoredAbuse

Despite his many Facebook protests,most of which are merely childish and idiotic,one thing is clear; Mugo wa Wairimu IS a rogue doctor and a bogus practitioner who has not just been criminally faking a profession but also sexually benefiting from his clinical mischief.

But the proverbial 40 days came and now we’re told that the crook has not only gone underground but also deactivated his toxic Facebook page…But wait,it’s back!

Anyway,now that we’ve all watched that jarring video of him climbing atop a seemingly lifeless woman,and raping her in record time,I think it’s time all women learnt how to conduct themselves in a Gynecology clinic; Basically how to behave,what to do,what to watch out for and when to know that things may get ugly.

The medicine industry,sadly,is crowded with crooks and rogues most of whom are actually REGISTERED anyway. So,we’ve gotta keep our women safe from these lusty hounds.

Here’s a few things to think about as you approach a Gynecology Clinic….

1. DONT DRESS PROVOCATIVELY.
While we must reiterate that RAPE is NEVER justified no matter how the woman looked or what she had worn,it must always be remembered that men are highly visual beings. Men react to what they see and untimely imagine. Do not dress provocatively. Short skirts are a no-no. Little black dresses are out of bounds. Any form of sexy attire should be avoided as much as possible. Yes,even attractive cologne or tasteful makeup especially on the lips and eyes. Men react powerfully to beauty and feminine embellishments and any rapist will surely be jolted into action at the vision of such temptation. Always keep it very plain and simple. Always.

2. ALWAYS BRING ALONG A FRIEND OR A RELATIVE…
Gynecology appointments are a very personal and sensitive matter and they should never be treated cavalierly. It’s not a tooth appointment… It’s an appointment that involves the most private of your private parts… Surely,you need to bring along a friend not just for emotional but also physical support. A relative would even be much better… And obviously either of them (friend /relative) has to be female. Or maybe your hubby or boyfriend. You never know when you might need them. Or their muscles.

3. GO TO A TRUSTED GYNECOLOGIST
You need to identify one gynae and make sure that they’re the one and only gynae who gets to check you anytime and every time. Not unless their clinic is closed or you’re out of town and are in an emergency,you should avoid jumping from doctor to doctor as much as possible. Get one trusted doctor and trust him with you. So that if anything wrong should ever happen,you know who’s a hundred percent answerable.

4. ALWAYS QUESTION THE PURPOSE OF ANY INSTRUCTIONS YOU’RE GIVEN.
If you’re asked to move into some room or lie onto some bed or disrobe or do any sort of activity,gently ask him why you have to do that and what’s the final objective of you doing that. Don’t just jump onto beds or move into rooms or drop your pants simply because you were asked to. Follow instructions but still,question them. Let him tell you why you have to do what he needs you to do. If it’s senseless,then you can go ahead and freely disobey his commands.

5. ENSURE YOU KNOW WHAT DRUG IS BEING INJECTED INTO YOU AND WHETHER IT’S EVEN NECESSARY.
Doctors love confusing us with big terminologies and complex clinical jargon. They also love to Lord over us and have their way with our bodies knowing that we won’t question anything they do as long as we get better. But in this case,you need to know WHAT are the contents of every injection you’re getting and what drug is being pumped into your system. And before you’re injected,ensure you absolutely need the injection and that it’s not some little dirty game being played on your bloodstream. Be vigilant.

6. AVOID LONELY AND DESERTED CLINICS
I think this goes without saying that YOU need to be very cautious of secluded places and lonely clinics and stuff. Most of these crooked clinics that operate in the dark backstreets are havens of massive crime and unimaginable anguish. Visit a clinic that is visible to the public… A clinic in a central place and a clinic that has some form of life and human traffic. Avoid these little briefcase clinics as much as you can.

7. STUDY THE DOCTOR’S BODY LANGUAGE AND SUGGESTIVE SPEECH
For some men,It’s so easy to tell that they’re into you and that they desperately want you. Therefore,as you sit across him and describe your situation to him,study him. Study how he looks at you,how he sizes you up,how he’s lost in his own world as you speak,the angle at which he sits across from you,his hand movements and his suggestive speech. If it walks,quacks and staggers like a duck,well,you know what it is. Get up and RUN! Run baby Run!

8. AVOID VISITING CLINICS AT NIGHT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN
Not unless it’s a do-or-die emergency,avoid nocturnal visits. They,in most cases,never end well. Try as much as you can to make your clinical appointments during the day. And not at all at night. Not unless it’s inevitable.

9. DON’T JUST GET ADMITTED TO THE WARDS…
Don’t just agree to spend the night over in the wards NOT unless your situation is dire enough. Some quacks will ask you to agree to get admitted and convince you that you need a few days in the wards,but don’t buy the story that fast. Ensure that you independently establish that YOU actually need to be admitted into the wards. And spend a couple nights in hospital. If your spirit and body feels you that you will be fine,walk your sexy ass home babe. The ONLY bed you need is yours. Not Mugo wa Wairimu’s.

Na kwa hayo machache,sasa twendeni Githurai tukatafute hii mushenzi!

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