Top 13 Sexiest Female Celebrities Of 2013: The Glamour Edition

Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived a king, Baba Ghafla. And this king sent a knight of his round table on a quest through the land. The quest was to find the sexiest celebrities and that knight was I. And so a-questing I went on my sure, steady, stead whom I dubbed “Vaseline”. And as I rode Vaseline, I came across the first celebrity lass, Avril.

After so many years as the sexiest lass in the land, I was assured Avril would make the cut. But after a burger too many, Avril, our lass, alas never made the cut. And so on I went on my quest. In time, I came across 13 beautiful, sexy, sassy and sometimes down to earth ladies whom I feel are the sexiest in the land. And they are:

#13. S.T.L -Rapper

#12. Wangeci -Rapper

The young starlet has really come of age and I must admit that almost nothing is sexier on a lass than the aura of innocence. unfortunately, if I were to continue down this discourse I would creep everyone out so let me still my tongue.

#11. Charity Kimani -News Anchor

#10. Grace Msalame -Talk show Host

#9. Amani Amaru -Model

This is one nubile, lithe, tall glass of cushitic sexiness.

#8. Joyce Omondi -Gospel Artist and TV Personality

#7. Bridgette Shighadi -Model

Ed will kill me. This slot was originally for Lady Karun. But I smote the beast so I craft the list.

And you would never guess that she loves the weedy-weedy.

#6. Julie Gichuru -News Anchor and Journalist

I was threatened in the event she didn’t appear on this list.

#5. Brenda Wairimu -Juliani’s Girlfriend

#4. Kambua -Gospel Artist

#3. Xtatic -Rapper

#2. Caroline Mutoko

Power is the greatest aphrodisiac.

#1. Lupita Nyong’o