Proof That Women Flourish More After Marriage: Female Kenyan Celebz Who Went From Being Ratchet To Classy Once They Got Married

We have all seen the irritating Facebook picture that purpots to illustrate how women flourish once they get married while men suffer aye? If you haven’t, please burn your phone and/or computer and proceed to book a one way ticket for yourself to Moyale and proceed to trudge towards towering acacia trees as you make a start in your new life as a hermit!

The picture was hilarious the first time it was shared but is now boring. As dull as Baba Ghafla’s sense of humour. Anyway, this is the picture of which I speak:

Well, just how true is it that women flourish after they get married? To find out whether this picture holds any truth, I decided to look at Kenyan celebrities. Let us check out the before and after pictures:

SIZE 8:

Before:

After:

Verdict: She was ratchet before marriage. She seems to have mellowed down. She actually even seems happier -more wifey, less bang-la-dash!

Lulu Hassan

Before:

Admittedly, the two were dating but still, she was legally single.

After:

Verdict: She lost the ratchet, gained weight and is actually glowing. And you know what they say about a man whose wife is glowing aye? No? that’s why you’re single even as Valentines day ius coming up! Nothing makes a man look better than a wife who is happy

Wahu

Before:

Those shoes are simply horrible -Wahu’s that is.

After:

Verdict: She is healthier, happier and alot less ratchet. Infact, she is downright classy!

Kambua

Before:

After:

Verdict: Admittedly, she has always been hot but, she was more Nairobi girl hot. Now she that lady allure. You just now that if you met her in an alternate universe ofcourse (Uncle Chim Tuna doesn’t condone cheating), you would have to get your grown man vibe flowing.

Emmy Kosgei

Before:

Yup, that’s actually her!

After:

Verdict: Put went the plain Jane from down the lane now that she is married, she seems more relaxed. More comfortable in her skin and in who she is if you will.

The moment I realized women flourish once they get hitched I was like:

AND THE MEN’S LIST WILL BE UP SHORTLY!