5 Reasons Why This Is The Hottest Club In Nairobi (And No, It’s Not Molly’s)
When it comes to clubbing, I like to think of myself as the don. I am just that guy! Why? Because I have been to the highest and poshest clubs and been to the cheapest and most ratchet clubs where the other patrons’ stares can give you Tetanus!
And so I figured I should let you in on a secret. There is a club that will give you quite the awesome clubbing experience and trust me when I say that you will thank me for letting you know which club this is.
Club Hypnotica is the newest club to open up it’s doors to the public and when i was informed by my friends about it, I thought is was all hype and no substance. But after going there one night after the other because of how much I enjoyed myself, I figure this is the best club around! And why do I believe this? Well:
#5. Friendly security
I hate going out and getting groped by bouncers in the name of security checks. I also hate having to answer silly questions meant to harass me. The only thing that should matter is that I have attained the requisite age. The Hypnotica bouncers are actually friendly. I actually appreciate that having gone through the ordeal of having to deal with meat head bouncers.
#4. Ambiance
When you step out to Club Hypnotica, the one thing other than decor that strikes you is the ambiance. the entire atmosphere at the club screams party! And we all know that is a huge factor at any club. The spirit palpitates and you can feel each pump! And man that V.I.P section? Man! You really get that real V.I.P feeling!
#3. Crowd
The crowd here is mature. None of that juvenile fighting and drama. It helps that the crowd is 25 and above though! And here everyone comes out to have a good time without getting too sloshed. You have no idea how much it irks me that some people go out of their way to make your night out a troublesome affair!
#2. Pool table
How many clubs other than Crooked Qs can boast a pool table? Huh? Man it helps when you want to clear your head after one too many or when you want to just kill some boredom as you wait for your pals! The first time I went there, I couldn’t get enough of the fact that there is actually a pool table! This is an excellent touch indeed.
#1. The dancefloor
Man! I love the fact that there is a designated dancefloor! I don’t have to worry about spilling someone’s drinks! Nothing is as fun as getting to bust some moves with my oboys when I step out! And this to me is just one of the reasons I love this club!
They have also taken care of the standard requirements such as music. The music played by the DJ is just awesome! He will have you roicking all night long! I however had to dock some points for the fact that he talks a tad bit too much! That said though, he is going to be the next hottest DJ out!
