5 Questions You Must Always Ask A Nairobi Woman On A First Date

Nairobi women be trippin nowadays and in order to successfully seduce them on your first date, you need be smart.

For a lot of guys, especially the ones who are not used to meeting several girls a week, meeting a girl for the first time is a very nerve-racking experience.

However, there is one thought that women have to cope with before every date that has nothing to do with them. When it comes to going on dates the biggest fear of a woman is to waste her time with a guy who asks them the same boring questions as anyone else.

Whether you are meeting her at a coffee shop (which i don’t recommend), a bar or your place don’t destroy the sexual energy by asking these shitty questions. Not only does the next girl you go on a date with deserves to hear the right questions from the right guy, but you also need to vet her to make sure she is fit for your consumption.

Put a KBS quality mark on her and proceed to devour or date her if she answers the following questions satisfactorily.

1. Why Are You Late?

In case you have already been on quite a few dates in your life you know that a lot of Nairobi women show up late. Some show up one hour too late and others only two minutes. When a girl belongs to the first category I usually leave the venue before the date. You should do the same if that happens to you.

This behavior is too disrespectful to cope with.

If she, however, belongs to the second group of chicks and she is only a couple of minutes late, it is still okay. Just don’t make the mistake and think that it wasn’t on purpose, even if she says “pole”.

If she wanted to be on time she would have been on time. The reason why Nairobi chicks show up late is because they want to test you. This can be a very good thing, at least when you know how to handle the test. Showing up late for a couple of minutes is an ambivalent behavior. On the one hand, she wants to see if you are man enough to address this issue, on the other hand she doesn’t want to exaggerate it because she is scared of losing you. That’s the sweet spot.

One of the simplest first date questions you can ask in this situation is:

 “Why are you late?”

Just don’t ask her in an angry and upset way. This would only show that you are a weak little loser who feels insulted. Ask her this question in a calm and objective way, wait for her response and tell her afterwards that you hope that she will be on time when you meet her again.

By doing this you communicate that you are a confident man who has his boundaries and ho doesn’t want to play games. You also let her know that you want to see her again. This combination will impress her.

 2. What’s Up With Your Hair?

Only ask this question if she has ugly weave or strangely colored braids/hair. For example green or light blue. Girls who don strange colors on their hair and crazy weaves are attention whores.

Nothing says “Look at me!” more effectively than rainbow-ish hairstyles and strange weaves. These girls know that they’re cheaply drawing attention to themselves and revel in every drop, whether it’s a compliment from a limp-wristed orbiter or disgust from a man of value who detests their botched-u p attempt at looking hot. Would you want to tie your fortunes to a woman who will mutilate herself just so strangers will look at her more often?

3. Can You Cook And Clean?

I, Philip Etemesi have been pretty uniform in my assertion that relationships and marriages are more loving, and more sexually fulfilling, when men and women abide their ancient biological roles. And that is where men are providers and women do all the housework.

Nairobi women have been claiming for God knows how long that they want a man who will do his share of the housework, but when he does, their vaginas dry up like the Sahara and they start causing drama. This is because a man who does house chores appears weak to a woman’s eyes. You see, equality of the sexes is a myth. Women don’t *really* want equal partners. What women want are strong partners who don’t act like women, which means, in practice, not puttering around the house dusting, mopping, cooking, or washing the clothes. A strong, masculine man is too busy — and too proud — to do shit like that. He has a mission in life outside the home, and women love that about him, even when they claim otherwise.

So if a girl can’t cook and clean, don’t date her 

4. How is Your Relationship with Your Family?

Unless the girl you are dating had a tragic childhood and lost both her parents, she still has a father and a mother. Even if the last thing that you want is to get to know are her parents, you should ask her about her relationship with them.

One of the most important first date questions is:

“How is your relationship with your parents?”

The relationship with her mother is secondary. It is way more important to find out about her relationship with her father.

It is no secret that women always choose their boyfriends based on the personality traits of their fathers. It might sound a bit creepy, but the majority of women end up dating guys who look exactly like their fathers on old pictures.

The best thing that can happen to you is when she tells you that she loves her father and that she has a very close relationship with him.

The likelihood that she had happy and supportive relationships in the past and therefore a healthy opinion of men is very high.

In case this little question changes her mood and she starts swearing, you know that the relationship with her father is anything but good. As a consequence, the relationships with her past boyfriends were probably anything but supportive and her opinion of men is also irreparable. If you meet such a girl she will probably cut her hair at some point and post man-hating paroles on Twitter. Run! 

 5. I Think You Are Hot And I Wanna Bang You, Do You Mind?

Trust me, it works, but only if some chemistry has developed. Or if you are of a higer position than her in life. Don’t take too long to ask for sex if all the odds favor you. Girls will crumble like cheese under the onslaught of direct sexual approach. Don’t ask this question out of nowhere, I shall not be held accountable for any slap you receive.

Trust me, girls know that men want to shag, they just pretend not to. Some want to know that you want something more other than just sex. So at least let her know that you like her in general, not just her body

Nairobi women won’t respect you if you take too long ‘kuomba vitu’.

A diret inquiry about the possibility of banging pares down the seduction process to its bare bones. If you start flying off on tangents like “future dates” or lengthy storytelling, the raw sexual energy of the will dissipate. A girl relinquishing herself to a sexually aggressive man expects it to feel like a power has taken hold over her conscious faculties and she has no defense to his wiles.

have a dope date bro!!!