5 Hilarious Mistakes Team Mafisi Do When They Finally Get Pretty Chick To Visit Them In their Cribs
Every man dreams of that moment when they will get that hot girl to visit them in their house. Ladies do come and some leave without spreading legs thanks to the mistakes hyenas do during that precious visit.
Meet her, vibe her, exchange phone numbers, go for the first date, another date twice or thrice, invite her to your crib then feast on her cookie; the mind of a typical Team Mafisi thinking.
Getting them ladies to visit you in your crib is a challenge itself but making her drop panties requires planning of an astronomical proportion.
Some mafisi will end up fapping after hosting girls they meant to smash just because they prematurely pounced on the prey before they could leap away with lame excuses.
We have sampled some of the blunder Team Mafisi do that make them end up cockblocking themselves.
1. Too horny she can notice it
Men are horny most of the time they are waiting for that knock on the door but the problem comes when the lady notices it.
Some dudes will open the door when they have already pitched a tent, a visible hard-on scares a lady in many ways.
Some hyenas have a raging erection that they can’t even serve the girl juice or any other drink for that matter. They are in a hurry to sink Johnny in vajayjay even before the girl is in the mood.
This uncontrolled thirst will most certainly make the lady sit tight with her legs crossed. You won’t be getting it!
2. Playing too cool
Another problem with mafisi is acting a perfect gentleman, mostly because they don’t know how to play their cards.
The fear of making the first move without facing intense distaste and aversion from the chick makes some dudes act way too cool as if the idea of shagging her hasn’t crossed their minds.
The girl will get bored with a timid man who doesn’t know how to approach her. She will concoct a plan to leave you with your mind-numbing house to entertain yourself with the boredom.
3. Cliché lines
“Aki naumia sana, si unipee ntaingiza kichwa tu” Team Mafisi pickup line.
The lady is showing signs she’s ready to give you the green light to explore her cookie jar but she needs more convincing and pampering from you and you end f***ng up with silly pickup lines.
Fisi slip at this stage with cliché lines and end up not getting it. The lady notices you are desperate then she makes you her slave.
“Mwisho nlikula 3 months ago” You pick this line forgetting you had told her in a text chat that you last smashed your ex 6 months ago. You won’t be getting it!
4. ‘The couch is uncomfortable can we move to the bed’
Fisi will do anything to get the lady to move from the couch to the bed. What you do and what you say determines whether you will be soaking your ‘little man’ in ‘wetland’.
Ninjas will come up with all sort of hilarious excuses to get the lady to the bed. You have only started the kissing and cuddling phase for a few seconds and you are already pleading with her to move to the bed.
She tells you to wait a minute so that the foreplay could fire her up and make her beg for a drill and you are there telling her how the couch is so uncomfortable. You won’t be getting it!
5. Choice of condom
She is in bed and clothes are now dropping then she asks you to get the rubber. And because you are economical with your finances you pull out a packet of sure condoms. Or the best you have is some funny brands that don’t have a name visible on the package.
She sends you to get good latex and when you come back she’s dressed and rushing to attend to an emergency!
