5 Crucial Lessons Learnt From Jacob Juma’s Callous Murder. Especially Number 4, Those Silly Money Thirsty And Attention Seeking Bi**hes Who Sell You To The Enemy

Cracks have emerged on Jacob Juma’s tragic murder that has taught Kenyans critical lessons which shouldn’t be ignored.

Controversial businessman Jacob Juma was killed on Thursday night as he drove his Mercedes Benz along Ngong Road.

At least 10 bullets holes could be counted on his Mercedes sparking claims Jacob Juma ought to have been using an armored vehicle at all time and also hire round the clock personal guards to protect him since he knew he was a target.

But Jacob Juma was a billionaire who could afford such kind of costly protection, what about if it was a typical citizen who was faced with similar situation, perhaps a broke blogger who has a knack of rattling the high and mighty. How could he/she have avoided falling a victim of an assassin’s bullet???

1. Use Uber

It’s the most convenient means of transport in the city not only because it’s affordable to common citizens but it’s also unobtrusive.

If anyone wishes to kill Nyakundi (God forbid) he will have a leeway since the blogger doesn’t have the guap to change vehicles like the clothes he put on.

A single vehicle is an easy target since it’s painless to track, use the pocket friendly Uber and your killer will have nightmares trying to pinpoint which vehicle is your favorite moti to pimp it with bullets from Uzi submachine gun.

2. Make your life private

If you know you are a target make sure only your confidants know your whereabouts. In the case of Jacob Juma, he was from a bar probably driving home when he met his end.

Anyone who was with him in the bar could have tipped-off the assassins who then trailed him and did the unthinkable to him.

If you are a target make sure you operate like a sniper, no one sees you but you have an eagle eye on your potential enemies.

Make your killers sweat trying to piece up information about your movements, hangouts and possibly friends and family.

3. Never be alone

Make sure you are surrounded with people you know and trust at all times, especially if you are going out in public at night.

During daytime use matatus, assassins are unlikely to fire at a matatu full of passengers in an attempt to kill one person.

Killers will be apprehensive to pull the trigger on you when you are in a group of people, assassins don’t like witness and certainly they don’t like revealing face.

4. Avoid Bitches

Just after Jacob Juma died, a number of bitches surfaced online to claim they were having ‘something’ with the slain businessman.

Screenshots of text conversations between them bitches and the fallen businessman have dotted the social media.

If you know you are a target, AVOID parasitic chicks because they offer their services to the highest bidder. They can easily give out info about you when offered a handsome amount.

If you have craving to smash a different lass other than your main chick, try a lady of the evening who you have never met and probably one you will never meet after a night of debauchery.

5. Go in hiding

If the situation is that tense go in hiding, Mohammed Ali occasionally flies out of Kenya when he drops his hot exposés.

If you can’t afford to fly, hitch a ride on Spider bus, I hear they travel all the way to Rwanda. You can go hibernate in Rwanda and come back after a year when your killers have forgotten all about you.