26th May 2016: 10 Things You Need To Know This Morning

Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria once again courted controversy saying police ought to have shot dead more Cord protesters. Kuria posted his comments on his Facebook account but has since deleted the posts. Meanwhile Cord has suspended its weekly protests to give dialogue a change and solve IEBC impasse. Politics aside, below are some of the trending stories this Thursday morning:

#1RIP Messages Galore As News About Conjestina Achieng’s Deluded Death Leaks

#2This Morning, I Tried To Seduce A Delightfully Gorgeous Chick At A Matatu Stage…..Here Is How She Responded

#3The Shocking Revelations of How MEMBERS Of The Most Dreaded Police Unit In Kenya Were Killed Like Rats

#4My Wife Does Not Cook For Me Well… I Am Treated Like Guinea Pig” Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe Shames His Wife Grace In Public Over Her Cooking Skills

#5Lessons From Cheryl Kitonga: 5 Obvious Things That Prove Your Girlfriend has a Sponsor but You’re Too Smitten to Admit it

#6Ex KTN Anchor Louis Otieno Accused Of Living Big With Money From His Girlfriend Whom He Is Accused of Killing In Cold Blood

#7‘Usitoe Mimba Kesho Ulie Kama Wema Sepetu.’Diamond Platnumz’ Boy Attacks Wema Sepetu in the Most Cruel Of Ways

#8MP Aden’s Kilimani House Burnt By Incessant Fire (Video)

#9Chubby Female Celeb Forced To Undergo a HIV/AIDS Test After Fans Accused Her of Being HIV+ Following Extreme Weight Loss

#10Parliament Hottie Priscilla Nyokabi Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby Boy After 17 Year Wait

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