1st April 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Drama was yesterday witnessed in parliament as President Uhuru gave his 4th State of the Nation address on his government’s progress in achieving the national values and principles of governance. Opposition MPs were whistling as the head of state was speaking. National Assembly speaker Justin Muturi had such a difficult time controlling legislators and at some point he was forced to throw out some. Parliament drama aside, below are the hottest stories this Friday morning:

#1Forget The Shocking Photos Showing Women Being Fondled, These Lovers Caused The Real Eyesore When They Decided To Do It On A Beach (Photos)

#2Avril’s Father Laid to Rest at Their Rural Home in Njoro, Nakuru (Photos)

#3Yesterday, I tried To Seduce A Yummy Muindi Doctor And This Is What Happened

#4Women Go Crazy Talking About What Popular Products Do In Between Their Legs

#5Gospel Singer Margaret Mutunga Is Dead!

#6Naughty African College Boy Oscillates His ‘Bazooka’ On A Girls’ Butt At A Ratchet Party (Video)

#7Eric Omondi’s Beau Causes a Flurry of Thirsty Comments from the Creep Squad After She Flaunted Her Assets in a Tiny Bikini (Photos+Videos)

#8After Leaving Industrial Area Prison, Popular Dancehall Artiste Gathers a 100 of Nairobi’s Biggest, Roundest Buttocks for the STEAMIEST Video of the Year (Photos)

#9Virginity Pays:Man spends over 1 Billion Dollars on His Virgin Bride for the World’s Most Expensive Wedding. Check out the Bride’s Dress Which Reportedly Costs 1 Million Dollars (Photos)

#10“Cheap PR You Cannot Defeat Anybody Including Waiguru Akisimama” TNA Chairman Johnson Sakaja Told Off After Posting Photos Of Him Having Lunch With Mechanics AT Grogon