14th February 2014: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

By Nwasante Khasiani (Writer) on February 14, 2014

Today is February the 14th or as my woman calls it, Valentine’s Day. Aaaah yes, today is the day women find out whether they are in a relationship or if they are side chicks or just straight out DTFs. And what a sad day it will be for many a man tomorrow after they recount the financial holocausts their girlfriends meted out on their bank accounts. But as Lil Wayne said (never thought I’d EVER quote anything he has to say) “If love is in the air, I put on a gas mask!”

But away from all that. Let us get into the top ten stories making the biggest splashes in the entertainment scene:

#1. Me.

I beat Jeff. Only Jeff bests me and even then for the briefest of spells but not today. Today I break his streak and embark on let me shut the uh… Here the number one story is:

#5. Mbusii Opens Up About Why He Is No Longer On Churchill Show: “There Was Always An Issue With Pay”

#6. Has Larry Madowo Ditched His Valentine Date Caroline Mutoko For Mumbai?

#7. Even Before The Money Checked In,KTN’s Mwanaisha Chidzuga Was Still A Hottie (Photo)

#9. Kenya’s First Openly Gay Drag Queen Takes Shots At The Fake Gays

#10.Photo: Lupita hangs Out with CNN’s Piers Morgan