10 Things You Should Never Say To A Nyeri Woman After Sex

It’s been a while since we heard the usual Spartacus drama from Nyeri women who are renowned for chopping off men’s ‘tools of trade’ and feeding them to the ancestors. In order to maintain the current state of peace and calm, there are things we men need not to say after sex, especially men wjo are dating Nyeri women.

I Usually Last Longer : A classic thing that you shouldn’t say to a Nyeri woman after sex is the desperate sentence “I normally last longer.” If you did a great job during foreplay most women will neither realize nor care about the fact that you only lasted three minutes. Of course they will suddenly realize it once you address it. So you usually last longer huh Then why didn’t you last with huh?

I need To Leave: You need to leave? To go where? Due to her temperamental nature. A Nyeri woman might think you just used her to attain your selfish coital bliss. She won’t take it kindly. If you really need to leave, come up with a lie

Did You Cum? Even though female orgasms are purely recreational and not necessary in reproduction, Nyeri women expect you to make them cm without having to ask about it. Just do your job or else……..

You were too loud: This is tantamount to saying “I’m cool with not seeing you naked again.” If that’s what you meant, that’s cool. If it isn’t and you did just want her to turn it down a little, keep in mind Sex Volume Control is not something most women can handle. Just turn up the volume of the radio

I am not ready to be a father (especially after shagging her raw): There are women who are okay with getting knocked up by noncommittall cads, giving birth to illegitimate bastards, and then languishing in despair as they quickly notice their material well-being, love life, and dating market value deteriorating immensely as single moms. Nyeri women don’t belong to this category though. They’ll force you to take responsibility whether you like it or not

Remind me Your Name: Most Kikuyu girls have simple names, so you have no excuse not to remember. I can only entrust you to remember the names of the girls you bang. This will save you a lot of trouble.

I’m Tired: She’ll think you shagged someone else before her. Nothing you say will convince her otherwise.

‘Saying Nothing’: How do you make first-time sex with a Nyeri woman even more awkward? You say nothing. She will think of it as a moment of silence for something that died: your chemistry.

How Was I? : If you are worrying about what to say after sex because you want to keep the girl you slept with, you should delete this question from your vocabulary. This question implies that you are insecure about the skills of your little/big friend down there and that you seek her approval. Men, who seek approval from a woman, no matter if it is because of his lovemaking skills or his ability to juggle, are always needy.

I Can’t date You: Telling a Nyeri woman you can’t date her after you banged her is like telling Vera Sidika you can’t pay her after you had sex with her. This is simply asking her to plant claws in your face