10 ‘Bro Code’ Commandments Every Man Should Follow

Since the year is coming to a close, it just feels right to remind all my fellow guys about the golden rules of dealing with your buddies. As a focused man, there are bro codes you need to adhere to when matters concerning your close friends come into play. These rules help in creating harmony and crisp co-existence.  Here are 10 bro code commandments you should always follow. No matter what

1} Thou shall not look at thy friend’s girlfriend in a thirsty manner. It’s immature and disrespectful. Any man found doing this should be banished from planet earth and sent to live with aliens

2} Thou shall not exile your male roommate without prior notice. If you live with someone and you want to bring a girl over, you should tell your roommate in advance so that he can prepare to evacuate the premises several hours before the action begins. Don’t just surprise him.

3} Thou shall not snitch on your friend. If your friend’s girlfriend or mpango wa kando suspects there is another woman and asks you about it, deny. If she is armed with evidence, say you know nothing about it. Never set up your bro.

4} Love thy friend as you love yourself. Help him in times of need. Aways wish the best for him and never be jealous of his achievements.

5} Thou shall never c0ckblock a friend. If your buddy has a strong chance of getting laid, thou shall not interfere in any manner, nature or form, even if you had designs on the chic. Allow your bro to escalate things with the chic and eventually smash

6} Thou shall not allow a bro to drink too much. A bro ought to be denied further access to alcohol when he starts acting silly

7.} Thou should give a through-pass to your friend when the opportunity arises. If your random chic has a BFF who happens to be hanging around desperately, thou ought to alert your friend so that he can move his troops and conquer the P.

8.} Thou should not be a parasite to your friend. Thou should not be fed or bought drinks for without giving anything in return. Thou ought to contribute and treat your friend too. 50-50

9.} Thou shall not take your bro-mance too far. It’s okay to be tight buddies but don’t act like twins or a couple that’s in love. No inappropriate touching or funny phrases in speech. Always be manly

10.} Thou should always put your bro before a hoe at any time. Never allow your friendship to break because of a girl unless the bro is acting really jealous.

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